11:02 Verbal Festival Snapshots Part 1

Three guys are wondering down one of the streets in Joensuu. It's Friday morning 9 o'clock. One of the guys is wearing a kilt and nothing else. The second has a woolly hat and little else. The third is fully clothed.

The kilt guy and the woolly hat guy are pissed out of their minds. The third guy is trying to hurry them along and having a go at them: "Do you HAVE to be so pissed this time in the morning?!" He's clearly the mother of the group and trying to maintain some sort of order. The kilt guy and the woolly hat guy look at him and say in slurry unison: "Well it's your fault...why did you bring us here yesterday!?" The Festival starts on Friday night so the guys obviously wanted to get an early start...

I see them later on round about o'clock. They've managed to buy a 12 pack of beer called Mäyräkoira (Dachshund). The name comes from the shape of the pack.

It's going to be a fun afternoon for kilt and woolly hat, hopefully Mother will manage to have a beer as well.

Lärwi xxx

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